Predator Philosopher Pillows

"Avoid hungry bears."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"Yes, one is a dog."

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Cat Reunion

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"Dogs are men."

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"I do what they tell me, I eat what they give me. How do I know they're not a cult?"

Flea Philosophy.

'White meat or dark?'

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

The Inner Dog.

Human meat.

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."