Predator Appreciation Pillows

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'You see it was worthwhile learning to use stilts: Only giraffes can reach these leaves usually...'

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

We're having a dinner party.

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

'You know, I'm appreciating having long arms more and more as I get older,,,'

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

"OK, now take one with mine."

"Humans grow it everywhere and spend lots of time mowing it short, then, they don't even eat it..."

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

Look, XYXX! They're friendly!

"That's mine."

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

"Impressed? Well, wait until I tell you about this next case."

Flinging Poo.

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

DIY Hunting Trophy

'Hello? Rentokil?'

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

I.M. sPEIder

'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'

'Monkey with banana.'

Hamster.