Predator Appreciation Mugs

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'You see it was worthwhile learning to use stilts: Only giraffes can reach these leaves usually...'

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

'You know, I'm appreciating having long arms more and more as I get older,,,'

'That's not funny, Fred.'

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

"Humans grow it everywhere and spend lots of time mowing it short, then, they don't even eat it..."

"OK, now take one with mine."

"That's mine."

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

Flinging Poo.

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

"Impressed? Well, wait until I tell you about this next case."

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

DIY Hunting Trophy

I.M. sPEIder

'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'

'Monkey with banana.'

Born to be a Sound Engineer.

Hamster.