Preacher Gifts

Searching for a thoughtful gift for a preacher? Our collection offers witty and meaningful items that honor their spiritual leadership, sense of humor, and dedication. Find unique gifts that make a memorable impression on pastors and clergy alike.

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"You may now begin your insane experiment."

"You may now begin your insane experiment." mockup

"You may now begin your insane experiment."

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Blessed are the brief.

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'In compliance with Federal full-disclosure laws, I'm required to tell you that I'm really not all that sure about some of this stuff.'

'In compliance with Federal full-disclosure laws, I'm required to tell you that I'm really not all that sure about some of this stuff.' mockup

'In compliance with Federal full-disclosure laws, I'm required to tell you that I'm really not all that sure about some of this stuff.'

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Motorcycle Faith Healer

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"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord." mockup

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

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"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

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Power and the Glory tools

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'And he said, Come unto me, for it's not what you know, but who you know.'

'And he said, Come unto me, for it's not what you know, but who you know.' mockup

'And he said, Come unto me, for it's not what you know, but who you know.'

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'But if He's omniscient, wouldn't praying just annoy him?'

'But if He's omniscient, wouldn't praying just annoy him?' mockup

'But if He's omniscient, wouldn't praying just annoy him?'

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"If we're on earth to help others, how do I go about becoming an 'other'?"

"If we're on earth to help others, how do I go about becoming an 'other'?" mockup

"If we're on earth to help others, how do I go about becoming an 'other'?"

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"God's love is unconditional. But you must act now. Offer may be withdrawn at any time. Void where prohibited by law."

"God's love is unconditional. But you must act now. Offer may be withdrawn at any time. Void where prohibited by law." mockup

"God's love is unconditional. But you must act now. Offer may be withdrawn at any time. Void where prohibited by law."

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"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate." mockup

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

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'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.' mockup

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

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'He only got this job because of who his dad is.'

'He only got this job because of who his dad is.' mockup

'He only got this job because of who his dad is.'

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'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?'

'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?' mockup

'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?'

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"...And the person who put the Euro coin in the collection plate last week,may you burn in hell."

"...And the person who put the Euro coin in the collection plate last week,may you burn in hell." mockup

"...And the person who put the Euro coin in the collection plate last week,may you burn in hell."

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'...and to speed up the collection process, donations can now be made by texting 'CHURCH' to 873346.'

'...and to speed up the collection process, donations can now be made by texting 'CHURCH' to 873346.' mockup

'...and to speed up the collection process, donations can now be made by texting 'CHURCH' to 873346.'

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'A tithe is defined as a tenth of your income, Mr. Talmadge -- not ten percent of whatever you happen to have in your pocket on Sunday morning!'

'A tithe is defined as a tenth of your income, Mr. Talmadge -- not ten percent of whatever you happen to have in your pocket on Sunday morning!' mockup

'A tithe is defined as a tenth of your income, Mr. Talmadge -- not ten percent of whatever you happen to have in your pocket on Sunday morning!'

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"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option." mockup

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

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'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....' mockup

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

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'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?' mockup

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

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"The Lord works in mysterious ways ??" except on Sundays, when I take over."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways ??" except on Sundays, when I take over." mockup

"The Lord works in mysterious ways ??" except on Sundays, when I take over."

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'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.' mockup

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

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'I really can't think of a blessed thing to preach about this morning, so I'll entertain questions from the floor.'

'I really can't think of a blessed thing to preach about this morning, so I'll entertain questions from the floor.' mockup

'I really can't think of a blessed thing to preach about this morning, so I'll entertain questions from the floor.'

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'Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth - but not the oil and mineral rights.'

'Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth - but not the oil and mineral rights.' mockup

'Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth - but not the oil and mineral rights.'

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'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...'

'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...' mockup

'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...'

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'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.' mockup

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

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"You should do a sermon on the dangers of stupidity."

"You should do a sermon on the dangers of stupidity." mockup

"You should do a sermon on the dangers of stupidity."

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'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.' mockup

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

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Never fails. Stay in all week, not one call. Step out for an hour to preach...

Never fails. Stay in all week, not one call. Step out for an hour to preach... mockup

Never fails. Stay in all week, not one call. Step out for an hour to preach...

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"To increase attendance, I've decided to make every Sunday Easter Sunday."

"To increase attendance, I've decided to make every Sunday Easter Sunday." mockup

"To increase attendance, I've decided to make every Sunday Easter Sunday."

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"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition." mockup

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

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'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.' mockup

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

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God is for life not just for Christmas. mockup

God is for life not just for Christmas.

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'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.' mockup

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

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Preacher Gifts Collection

Preacher Mugs

Explore our collection of preacher-themed mugs that blend humor and faith. Perfect for starting the day with inspiration or as a thoughtful gift for a clergy member.

Preacher Pillows

Discover preacher-themed pillows that add comfort and inspiration to any space. Whether for home or church decor, these pillows bring faith and humor together.

Preacher Prints

Browse our inspiring prints designed for preachers. These artworks make meaningful additions to any clergy member’s office or home, celebrating their spiritual journey.

Preacher T-Shirts

Check out our preacher-themed t-shirts that combine faith and fun. Ideal for casual church gatherings or everyday wear, these shirts celebrate their calling with a witty twist.