Pre-columbian Culture Mugs

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'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Meet the scribe"

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Venus

A caveman paints from life

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Tourists in Egypt

Sundial Time

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Zeus's Caddy

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Pyramid catflap...

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I'm having my entrails read."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Goddess

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

How they did it . . .