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'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Meet the scribe"

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

A caveman paints from life

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Venus

"Well....I could've done this!"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Tourists in Egypt

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Sundial Time

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Zeus's Caddy

"I'm having my entrails read."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Pyramid catflap...

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Vincent Van Og.

Goddess

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

Museum. They were an ancient culture that worshipped the concept of zero. "Nothing" was sacred.

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."