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Me, Alice and God

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

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7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

Various Birds of Pray.

The church of our lady of wall street.

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

"I'm going to have to make this quick, God. I just ask that you watch over me during my double knee replacement tomorrow."

"Are we allowed to pray?"

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'And if this food does what I think it will - may we all meet in Heaven.'

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Exercise for the end of the day...

'...and if my taxes are cut, I promise to stimulate the economy.'

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

'I'm not asking anything for me but would you indicate to me as to whether you are bullish or bearish?'

'Your prayers may be monitored for quality assurance.'

'Mr. Turtle is interested in 'Single Prayer Health Insurance'...'

Pray now - Go later.

California: In Case of Fire Break Glass and Dial A Prayer.

'Happy New Year to you!'

Amen

"Mind if I pray through?"

"Lord, help the GOP reject missile reduction, hasrening the second coming and Armageddon!"

"We've always admired those literate prayers of yours, and it's our hope that you'll keep them coming even though you're dead."

"Sorry, the line is busy again. He and Joe Lieberman are still exchanging pleasantries."

"Now I lay me down to sleep..."

'Grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change this things that I can, and the kind of money where I don't really care either way.'

"First time, long time."