Prayerful Host Mugs

Me, Alice and God

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Drive-thru Church

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Various Birds of Pray.

The church of our lady of wall street.

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"I'm going to have to make this quick, God. I just ask that you watch over me during my double knee replacement tomorrow."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Put it in writing!

'And if this food does what I think it will - may we all meet in Heaven.'

How to Succeed in Business - Strategy 2: Build relationships at the highest level.

'...and if my taxes are cut, I promise to stimulate the economy.'

Exercise for the end of the day...

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

'I'm not asking anything for me but would you indicate to me as to whether you are bullish or bearish?'

'Your prayers may be monitored for quality assurance.'

'Mr. Turtle is interested in 'Single Prayer Health Insurance'...'

California: In Case of Fire Break Glass and Dial A Prayer.

Pray now - Go later.

Amen

'Happy New Year to you!'

"Mind if I pray through?"

'The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit...Amen.'

"We've always admired those literate prayers of yours, and it's our hope that you'll keep them coming even though you're dead."

"Now I lay me down to sleep..."

'Grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change this things that I can, and the kind of money where I don't really care either way.'

"Sorry, the line is busy again. He and Joe Lieberman are still exchanging pleasantries."

"First time, long time."