Prankster Chef Gifts

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

"More helium."

Which of you jokers swapped my apron for this?

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Fly Football

'Cannonball!'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Hair Crop Circle

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

"My homework ate my dog."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'Oh Hi!'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'