Ppe Shortage Gifts

"It was the only apron I could find."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"Which part are you reading for?"

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

Monster Clown

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"Here comes the super-visor."

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.'

Stuntmen Directions

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

Thank you Doctor

'Good resume - although the special effects seem a little over-the-top.'

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

Coronavirus Blocks Food Delivery

Can we get special effects to digitally enhance our bottom line?

"Thank God I'm nowhere near bodily fluids!"

"Wait? I thought it was a 'look'?"

"this is Justin, our special effects man."

A man imagines flying as a superhero.

"Wow! These special effects are incredible."

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

Wrangling War Films How to make and Fake them: VI A Zeppelin Raid on a Poultry Farm in the Vosges District

"Don't try to tell me this P.E. class! Get back to your homeschooling!"

'I'd like to ask the council's advice on how to get the congregation to sit closer to the front of the church.'

"It's done with cables, son. Not performance-enhancing drugs."

"I understand the special effects on this one are pretty realistic!"

Special Effects.

That's my special effects guy.