Ppe Collector Irony Gifts

"Look what's trending now!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Duck Hunt

Raincloud Umbrella

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Repeat after me: We are delivering the proactive core value promises and rolling out our real time best practice action plan going forward ..."

Ice shelfie.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

'I call it a flat.'

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."