Ppe Pioneers Gifts

'Will work 4 food.' 'Me 2 but safety first.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

"Here comes the super-visor."

Disco Owls

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

The conversion.

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

"Does it come with instructions?"

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

Look at those guys with their wheel, spears, fire and writing --- The geeks will inherit the earth.

"You both have something in common. Dr. Davis has discovered a particle which nobody has seen, and Prof. Higbe has discovered a galaxy which nobody has seen."

"Not again!"

"Thank God I'm nowhere near bodily fluids!"

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Wagon

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

Technological Advances

Why Physics and Politics Don't Mix

"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"

Workers cross boundaries to get an energy supply.