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'Will work 4 food.' 'Me 2 but safety first.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

GMOs: The Next Generation

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

Disco Owls

"Here comes the super-visor."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Castaway harnessing electricity.

The conversion.

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

"Does it come with instructions?"

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

"You both have something in common. Dr. Davis has discovered a particle which nobody has seen, and Prof. Higbe has discovered a galaxy which nobody has seen."

"Not again!"

"Thank God I'm nowhere near bodily fluids!"

Wagon

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

Technological Advances

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"

Workers cross boundaries to get an energy supply.

"Yeah...I don't think this country's ready to elect a single woman as its president."