Ppe Parody Fans Gifts

"The local airport had a wind sock."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Here comes the super-visor."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Extreme kites!

Gogglebollox.

Dog watched 'Fire Hydrants of the Rich and Famous.'

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

'Take us to your lead.'

"Thank God I'm nowhere near bodily fluids!"

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"

"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"

'Commons Bar' - "I would never vote to bring back flogging...why should criminals get for free what MP's have to pay for?"

Fearless Frog Part 2

"Any chance I could put myself up for adoption?"

"Jack is nimble. Jack is quick. Still, I expected more."

'I think you should know, I have woodworm'.

The Family Joules: Part 4

Cat planning aquarium break in...

"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."

A couple of criminal pickles 'jar jack' a pickle jar.

'Mr. Handley here makes all the final hiring decisions.'

2200 BC: Egypt experiences Beetlemania

'I just invented the bed last week, and already he's WETTING it!'

The Latest in Airbags

The Tumor with the 200lbs Man!

Vegetables watch a TV show called 'I'm a Celeriac ??" Get Me Out of Here!'

'Don't bother me now, Bobo -- I'm with a patient!'

"Well hellooooo chica. And what is your name?"

Gord of the Rings

Snail Red Carpet

DESIRE: THE PRODUCT LINE.

"I'm leaving to join a new cult"

Lineup

'He put 'odor eaters' in his shoes this morning.'