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"The local airport had a wind sock."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Here comes the super-visor."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

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Dog watched 'Fire Hydrants of the Rich and Famous.'

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

"Thank God I'm nowhere near bodily fluids!"

'Take us to your lead.'

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"

"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"

'Commons Bar' - "I would never vote to bring back flogging...why should criminals get for free what MP's have to pay for?"

"Jack is nimble. Jack is quick. Still, I expected more."

"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."

Cat planning aquarium break in...

'I think you should know, I have woodworm'.

A couple of criminal pickles 'jar jack' a pickle jar.

'Mr. Handley here makes all the final hiring decisions.'

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The Tumor with the 200lbs Man!

"Well hellooooo chica. And what is your name?"

'Don't bother me now, Bobo -- I'm with a patient!'

Vegetables watch a TV show called 'I'm a Celeriac ??" Get Me Out of Here!'

'I just invented the bed last week, and already he's WETTING it!'

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"I'm leaving to join a new cult"

'He put 'odor eaters' in his shoes this morning.'

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"Biden stole my election!"