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"Any chance I could put myself up for adoption?"

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

The Poky Little Pupa.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"I need to know who started it."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Sock Puppet in Literature

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

Spam in Hell.

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

Sperm Whale.

"Time for bed, guys."

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Chilly baby.

'Push, dear! The child will be late for pre-school!'

"Sure, Mom, I'll eat first, but then can we discuss my 'overseas adoption'?"

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

The Second Fall of Man.r

'Please tell me I'm adopted.'

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

Lawyers On A Plane.

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Extreme kites!

"Michael, do your dinner."

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

"I'm trying to make them look less scary."

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

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