Parental Parody Fans Mugs

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"I need to know who started it."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Sock Puppet in Literature

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

Spam in Hell.

"Time for bed, guys."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'Push, dear! The child will be late for pre-school!'

Chilly baby.

'Please tell me I'm adopted.'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

"Sure, Mom, I'll eat first, but then can we discuss my 'overseas adoption'?"

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Lawyers On A Plane.

Extreme kites!

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"I'm trying to make them look less scary."

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"Michael, do your dinner."

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"