Parenting Parody Enthusiast Mugs

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

The Poky Little Pupa.

"I need to know who started it."

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"Use your inside scream."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

Chilly baby.

The Mothership

'Push, dear! The child will be late for pre-school!'

"Sure, Mom, I'll eat first, but then can we discuss my 'overseas adoption'?"

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

'Please tell me I'm adopted.'

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

"Yeah, he's very like his father isn't he?"

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

'What are you in for?'

'Mom, I need a push.'

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

'When the baby sitter gets a standing ovation, I don't know whether to be pleasantly surprised or suspicious.'

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

"Michael, do your dinner."

"I'll leave the door open and the hallway light on, but you're much too old to need an attorney in your room."

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

"I'd like my son seated in the first row."

Please Wait Here To Be Scolded

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer."

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'