Power Unplugger Pillows

Maliki unplugged and powerless.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Hiding the electronics.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Nuclear energy.

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

bag of money as a bicep

UN agreements.

"It must be his beeper."

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

Screen Addiction

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."

'Is there a HMO bureaucrat in the house, so we can get permission to seek an MD in the house?'

'For an interactive experience press the off button now.'

"Ok...Look at me, don't look at the ground. put one foot on the next branch. Slowly...Ok, now move your right arm down..."

"I got you this to start off our holiday! Do you like it?"

The Tour de Pants.

'This could get tricky, sir — your luggage accidentally went to Ralph Nader!'

"Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, panicked, wondering if I'm crawling in the wrong direction."

Victorian Office

"Forgot my keys."

"Kinda makes it feel like summer."

'I often come here to unwind.'

'Oh, my god! I forgot my suitcase!'

'Is there a cruise that'll recharge him but not his computer?'

'I finally got tired enough of your always misplacing your keys to do something about it.'