Light Untangler Expert Pillows

No, I can't come back later --- You should have started untangling the lights sooner.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

That's my daughter, Alayna

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'We struck these tax laws, but they somehow spontaneously regenerated into line 501(c), section 746-e, subsection (3), as described in paragraph (2).'

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

unravelling your mind

Man in Analysis

My fault? Hey, pal, it takes two to tangle.

Christmas Tree Lights

UN agreements.

"My specialty is tangled webs."

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."

'Is there a HMO bureaucrat in the house, so we can get permission to seek an MD in the house?'

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

Go around … no, other way … no, wait, other-stop, other way … no, other way …

"I got you this to start off our holiday! Do you like it?"

"Ok...Look at me, don't look at the ground. put one foot on the next branch. Slowly...Ok, now move your right arm down..."

Fish Exit.

"Bless this mess: The beautifully tangled reasons you *still* wear wired headphones"

Man shines torch on night sky painting and sees a house.

'Warning: -- Portions of the following program are totally confusing....'

"Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, panicked, wondering if I'm crawling in the wrong direction."

Light and Heavy bulbs for sale.

'Is there a cruise that'll recharge him but not his computer?'

People walking their dogs

"My chiropractor is great. Honestly, he got all the knots out."