Power Unplugger Mugs

Maliki unplugged and powerless.

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Hiding the electronics.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Nuclear energy.

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

Hang on, I need to find an outlet for my phone, computer and coffee maker. Caf

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

bag of money as a bicep

UN agreements.

'Lost the keys?! You IDIOT!...'

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

"It must be his beeper."

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."

'Is there a HMO bureaucrat in the house, so we can get permission to seek an MD in the house?'

Screen Addiction

'For an interactive experience press the off button now.'

"I got you this to start off our holiday! Do you like it?"

"Ok...Look at me, don't look at the ground. put one foot on the next branch. Slowly...Ok, now move your right arm down..."

The Tour de Pants.

"Forgot my keys."

'This could get tricky, sir — your luggage accidentally went to Ralph Nader!'

"Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, panicked, wondering if I'm crawling in the wrong direction."

'I often come here to unwind.'

"Kinda makes it feel like summer."

Victorian Office

No, I can't come back later --- You should have started untangling the lights sooner.

'Children are out of the question, Margaret. One day all this would be theirs and I just couldn't stand that.'

'Oh, my god! I forgot my suitcase!'

'Is there a cruise that'll recharge him but not his computer?'

No News is Good News