Power Meeting Pro Gifts

Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.

'Speak up, Fenwick - I can hardly hear you!'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

A fight in the Boardroom.

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"Whereas we used to display losses in shocking and offensive red, we now display them in warm and comforting toasted almond."

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Duly noted. Now, shall we move on or does anyone else feel the need to have a conniption?'

Around here it got a little tricky...

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

When a speaker says '...to make a long story short,' you've already been there 3 hours.

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'