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"I just invented the power lunch."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

Queen of Quinoa

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"Look at this - we're trying to merge with some of our acquisitions, and we're trying to acquire some of our mergers."

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

"We don't have a businessman's lunch, sir. Would you like to try the businesswoman's lunch?"

"Can I have a standard lunch bag please Mum? They make fun of me at school when I eat out of my nose bag..."

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

Workers cross boundaries to get an energy supply.

"Mr Judd isn't available right now. He's down the hall at the executive dining room."

"Are you ready to pound down some breakfast?"

"Gentlemen, this is a power restaurant. If you must discuss your families, please keep your voices down."

"We may not have fully thought this through."

"It sounds as though Ted has finally done it – the eggless omelette."

'Mom always packs great lunches at the beginning of the year.'

Naming the Chickow meat. Cheef. Bicken. Beeficken??

'I'll have the absolute power lunch.'

I've dreamed of being an electrician since I was a kid! You wanted to run away and join the circuits!

'...due to a larger amount of insect parts.'

"And would the gentlemen like a table with a fax or without?"

"Now that everyone in New York eats at 6, we need to eat at 3."

'Doris, I need help deciding which wallet to flash at my lunch meeting.'