Family Meal Innovator T-Shirts

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

"What's it gonna take for all of us to eat together like a family?"

Screen Time at the Dining Table

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

Mum feeds teens with shovel

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

"Oh, I see the problem – you brought impassable burgers."

"I see what I want to eat. Where do I click 'add to cart'?"

"It's blank!!"

Mom's Diner - We reserve the right to refuse service to naughty boys!

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

"Can I have a standard lunch bag please Mum? They make fun of me at school when I eat out of my nose bag..."

'I represent the Student Cafeteria Committee. With finals coming up, we demand more fish on the menu. We hear that's brain food.'

'It's the same special as yesterday...'

"I don't know why I couldn't have had a peanut butter and jelly taco!"

'You will too eat it!- It took your father three weeks to catch that rhinoceros!'

'Remember, the bits that still move are the best!'

'We won't need menus. Just bring whatever is cooked. They'll eat it and like it.'

"What are we cannibals?"

"The last thing I remember is telling my kids that it would probably shock me if they all stopped texting long enough to eat dinner."

Family-size meals

'Funny you should say you've given up finishing your kids' food off - I've resolved to live entirely off what mine leave.'