Power Dynamic Fan Prints

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"'Autonomy' is the new BUZZ word! We have to unleash our staff. Professionals like you need to be free to use your own judgement, manage your own workloads...use your initiative."

Hunter-gatherer. Planter-gardener. Scratcher-napper. Barker-wagger. Complainer-nagger.

I Bake. Deal with it.

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

Summer Tip #26: Never use your chest as a beer can holder while sun tanning.

"Cutting the budget is easy!...All you need to do is get rid of all that wasteful admin...what do they do!"

"I just love these genuine old tapestries on the walls, with their medieval calm. Oh, my—is that a Roycroft lamp?!"

"Is this your work?"

'Every time we have an argument you've gotta drag the boss into it!'

All our meals digest easily forming a soft, mushy stool with just a hint of acridity.

Hunky Dory

"If we finance your army will you promise not to attack the bank?"

Duracell bunny joins marching drummers

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

'If you're going to San Fransisco, you can't wear a flower in your hair these days, sir.'

"Just as your family means a lot to you, Henderson, power means a lot to me.

Football fans

'I'm Adolf the Brown Nosed reindeer. I'm Rudolf's boss.'

'It's not as effective as the others but the kids love it.'

"God, I hate these stuck up coastal elites!"

"I can't talk now. I picked up my lunch instead of my phone."

"Touch that control and I'll punch your lights out..."

I know it says 'All you can eat', but that only applies to what's on the menu!

Bernoulli After Effect

'Your eyes are limpid pools. What are you on?'

Fat Kid 33- Stops playing with the cat

Éminence Grise

"Yes, that's very clever Julie. But can we stick to the basics?"

Hierarchy In The Junk Drawer

"I can't remember how it goes!"