Power Critic Pillows

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

Executive Privilege!

Oligarchy

Hugo Chavez - A peace loving man.

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Reading my Critics

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Turkish Democracy

Trump secret police

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

'I delegate, then I follow up.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Why do you hate the media?

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"AI chat bot"

The wrecking crew!

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."