Power Structure Critic Pillows

'I'm not getting the support I need.'

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Turkish Democracy

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

'I delegate, then I follow up.'

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

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Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"I like to keep things simple."

"All our staff are equal, but the ones with qualifications are more equal than others."

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

"I know you're the quote, 'company's envelope orderer', but change the acronym."

Oligarchy

Hugo Chavez - A peace loving man.

'What the hell

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

'He's supposed to be the world's oldest turtle!'

Minimalist Art

Corrupted Politicians

"It's the new management structure, the workers the one at the bottom."

Nuclear Power Station

"It was all we could afford in the end."

Contractors view yet another 'artist's impression' of the proposed new art gallery.

"I don't care if I am outvoted! We go where I want to go!"

'We are incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a sexist pig.'

"You heard me—I warned him about eye contact."

"Well, I am, aren't I?"

"This is Jeremy Kyle's Emergency Room. It's traumatic, it's revolting and it's acutely embarrassing. So I asked for a professional opinion. Unfortunately the results came back negative."

Back to coal

"Mr. Dyer says he has no interest in speaking to anyone who would remain on hold for so long,"

Man looking at a 'organization chart' where he is depicted at the bottom