Power Theorist Pillows

"The President? No...we work for the guys who tell the President what to do."

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"If you really want to get ahead you'll need to stop licking your own butt and start licking mine."

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

Max Weber

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

'War!... What's it good for?'

"...and remember son. Don't let anybody push you around!"

Oligarchy

Taming the beast of the free market...

King Trump

'I'm not getting the support I need.'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

'We think, therefore we are a tank.'

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.'

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

Hugo Chavez - A peace loving man.

"Oh, great. The boss is in one of his enigmatic, 'Guess what I'm thinking' moods again."

"Now the history department is running an experiment with thousands of us in the hope that we'll enact various political systems."

"I'm talking violent overthrow, bombings, terror in the streets - and you keep talking about balance of credit, loans from friendly powers, gross national product? What kind of a revolutionist ARE you?"

Guy Debord

Revolution against capitalism.

"There's no point in lifting the minimum wage... they'll only squander it paying taxes."

"My lobbyist trumps your legal team."

'At the Federal Reserve, Employees observed several minutes of silence in memory of 'Reaganomics'.'

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'