Skeptic Of Power Pillows

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"This report says a happy workforce is a productive workforce, but I need more proof before I go changing everything around."

"After the election everything will be perfect and I will be able to fly."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

'A Federally-funded study released today proves conclusively that taxes are good for the economy....'

"The sky isn't really falling -- I'm just trying to make a living."

'Most cases like yours, Mr. Johnson, clear up completely with a healthy dose of skepticism!'

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'

'If evolution is real how come after millions of years we're still unable to open a can of dog food?'

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

"You're not gonna stick that thing in my arm..! Nobody knows what's in it!!"

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

I believe their products are rubbish.

'A large Federal study published in the New England Journal of Medicine found that large federal studies don't prove anything.'

"Why does your all-knowing, all-powerful god need marketing?"

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

'Ultimately, no good can come of this.'

"OK, just between you and me: The free will thing? What was your angle in all that?"