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"The President? No...we work for the guys who tell the President what to do."

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"If you really want to get ahead you'll need to stop licking your own butt and start licking mine."

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

Max Weber

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

King Trump

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

"...and remember son. Don't let anybody push you around!"

'I'm not getting the support I need.'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Taming the beast of the free market...

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

'War!... What's it good for?'

Oligarchy

'We think, therefore we are a tank.'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.'

Theoretically

Hugo Chavez - A peace loving man.

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

"Oh, great. The boss is in one of his enigmatic, 'Guess what I'm thinking' moods again."

"Now the history department is running an experiment with thousands of us in the hope that we'll enact various political systems."

"I'm talking violent overthrow, bombings, terror in the streets - and you keep talking about balance of credit, loans from friendly powers, gross national product? What kind of a revolutionist ARE you?"

"My lobbyist trumps your legal team."

"There's no point in lifting the minimum wage... they'll only squander it paying taxes."

Revolution against capitalism.

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

Guy Debord