Power Couple Pillows

A man and dog are tied to parking meters.

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Sauvignon Bonk

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Cat Towels

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Try to guess the continent dining...

Difference of Opinion

Mixed Doubles.

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."