Power Corridor Explorer Gifts

The corridors of no power.

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

Oligarchy

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"Here's the problem."

HUAWEI 5G

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

Is this what they call inherent safety?

That's the chairman's office.

Plasma Ball

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

The oil trap.

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

Pyramid UFO...

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

'First, I'll give you my side of the story...then, the wimp will give you his...'

Museum.

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

Nuclear energy.

Benjamin Franklin.

Organizational Flow Chart: Puppets

"Now that's power."

Coming to a consensus.

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

"I told you Science was fun!"

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'