Power Balance Observer Pillows

The boss is always right.

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

What he lacks in ability and experience he makes up in being the chairman's son.

"I love an exchange of views, walk in with yours and leave with mine."

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

Too big to fail

Barack Obama.

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

'Thanks for coming. Now, let's see if we can bring this negotiation to closure.'

Later the stilts would go to Bobo's head, and he would begin demanding obedience from the 'little people.'

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".

"You may be the CEO, but I control the thermostat in your office."

'It's amazing, you've been here 8 hours and haven't set off the motion detector I set up in your work area.'

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

"Henderson, if I want feedback I'll give it to you."

Alexander Schallenberg

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

"Sandy, could you step in here and put my feet back down on the floor, please?"

'Come in, lad! Don't let my enormous chair intimidate you.'

This is Bad Feng Shui!

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)

'Try to forget that I'm your boss, Saunders and just try to think of me as one of the boys!'

"Following the untimely death of Rupert the Gross, this is to inform you that we are installing an interim tyrant."

Presidential Medal of Freedom

'You tend to micromanage, Bob!'

"Who do you want to talk to? The man in charge, or the woman who knows what's going on."

"And what if I refuse?"