
The boss is always right.
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The boss is always right.
"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."
Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."
What he lacks in ability and experience he makes up in being the chairman's son.
"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."
"I love an exchange of views, walk in with yours and leave with mine."
Too big to fail
'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'
Barack Obama.
"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."
U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret
'Thanks for coming. Now, let's see if we can bring this negotiation to closure.'
"You may be the CEO, but I control the thermostat in your office."
'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'
Later the stilts would go to Bobo's head, and he would begin demanding obedience from the 'little people.'
Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".
"I love it when they come with warning labels."
"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"
'It's amazing, you've been here 8 hours and haven't set off the motion detector I set up in your work area.'
Alexander Schallenberg
'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'
"Henderson, if I want feedback I'll give it to you."
"Sandy, could you step in here and put my feet back down on the floor, please?"
"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"
A large ape clutching a tiny man.
'Come in, lad! Don't let my enormous chair intimidate you.'
This is Bad Feng Shui!
'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'
'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)
"Following the untimely death of Rupert the Gross, this is to inform you that we are installing an interim tyrant."
'Try to forget that I'm your boss, Saunders and just try to think of me as one of the boys!'
This is great, Ernie! Photoshopping pictures is a lot easier than dieting!
'You tend to micromanage, Bob!'
"Who do you want to talk to? The man in charge, or the woman who knows what's going on."
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