Energy Flow Observer Pillows

This is Bad Feng Shui!

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'The circle is complete!'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Shark food pyramid.

"I love an exchange of views, walk in with yours and leave with mine."

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Dark Clouds

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

Too big to fail

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

It's only a can of mace. If you don't learn to stop overreacting, we'll never fit in.

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

Later the stilts would go to Bobo's head, and he would begin demanding obedience from the 'little people.'

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".

"You may be the CEO, but I control the thermostat in your office."

"Another fly-over planet."

'It's amazing, you've been here 8 hours and haven't set off the motion detector I set up in your work area.'

The boss is always right.

"Should't we have a better backup system in case our monitoring equipment goes down than a bowl of jello?"

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

"Henderson, if I want feedback I'll give it to you."

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

'Come in, lad! Don't let my enormous chair intimidate you.'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Try to forget that I'm your boss, Saunders and just try to think of me as one of the boys!'

"Following the untimely death of Rupert the Gross, this is to inform you that we are installing an interim tyrant."

Wife: 'So how was your Feng Shui class honey?'

'I can hear the highway.'

"And what if I refuse?"