Energy Flow Seeker Pillows

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Low-Energy Drinks

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'Bring me some more power.'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

"Here's the problem."

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Glass Ceiling

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'This isn't the meeting. This is the pre-premeeting to talk about when to meet and plan the meeting.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

"Holy water, holy water...."