Power Imbalance Observer Pillows

'Try to forget that I'm your boss, Saunders and just try to think of me as one of the boys!'

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

What he lacks in ability and experience he makes up in being the chairman's son.

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

"I love an exchange of views, walk in with yours and leave with mine."

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

Too big to fail

Barack Obama.

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

"I should like to propose a bonanza for the rich."

"Please feel free to browse."

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

'Thanks for coming. Now, let's see if we can bring this negotiation to closure.'

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".

"You may be the CEO, but I control the thermostat in your office."

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Later the stilts would go to Bobo's head, and he would begin demanding obedience from the 'little people.'

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

'It's amazing, you've been here 8 hours and haven't set off the motion detector I set up in your work area.'

The boss is always right.

"Sandy, could you step in here and put my feet back down on the floor, please?"

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

Alexander Schallenberg

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

Shy Man at Party

"Henderson, if I want feedback I'll give it to you."

'Come in, lad! Don't let my enormous chair intimidate you.'

This is Bad Feng Shui!

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)

"Following the untimely death of Rupert the Gross, this is to inform you that we are installing an interim tyrant."

This is great, Ernie! Photoshopping pictures is a lot easier than dieting!

Glass Bottom Earth Tours

'You tend to micromanage, Bob!'

"Who do you want to talk to? The man in charge, or the woman who knows what's going on."