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Midtown Meta-Moment

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Didn't you just say that?"

'See you in two weeks!'

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Touring Holidays - On the P***

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

'What a bargain!'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"My husband's a lawyer. He's always losing cases."

Nights in Bath

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."

"Waste of money, I've been here 200 years and never yet seen a monster."

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

You are here.

'Natural bridge'

"Yes, it's that way."

"A banker?! But that means you don't even HAVE a soulll. . . Damn it - for once the human wins."

Professional Grade Cargo Shorts

"I'm just thinking about how much money we saved not going abroad."

Cerne Abbas

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

NO FACILITIES

Easter Island Candles.

Cheap Bikes For Rent. They'll give you more adventure than you want without even going off road.

"Nice little touch of humility!"

Maps To The Homes of Tiger Woods Girlfriends.

Goldilocks and a couple from out of town

Spring Tour. Atlanta. Richmond. Baltimore. Trenton. Bangor. Halifax.

"Here on the Cape, Mitchell favors ethnic garb."

"The last pub in that�s not a restaurant in England"