Poverty Tourism Explorer Mugs

Midtown Meta-Moment

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Didn't you just say that?"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'See you in two weeks!'

Touring Holidays - On the P***

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

'What a bargain!'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"My husband's a lawyer. He's always losing cases."

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."

Nights in Bath

"Waste of money, I've been here 200 years and never yet seen a monster."

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

You are here.

'Natural bridge'

"A banker?! But that means you don't even HAVE a soulll. . . Damn it - for once the human wins."

"Yes, it's that way."

Easter Island Candles.

Cerne Abbas

Professional Grade Cargo Shorts

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

NO FACILITIES

"I'm just thinking about how much money we saved not going abroad."

Cheap Bikes For Rent. They'll give you more adventure than you want without even going off road.

"Nice little touch of humility!"

Maps To The Homes of Tiger Woods Girlfriends.

Goldilocks and a couple from out of town

"Here on the Cape, Mitchell favors ethnic garb."

"The last pub in that�s not a restaurant in England"

"That's 59p for the flight will you be needing the £345 'access to the toilet' option?"