Tourist Experience Lover Mugs

Goldilocks and a couple from out of town

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Vineyard

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Walking Luggage.

Fight or Flight

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Are we there yet?'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

The World's Easiest Airport

Tourists in Egypt

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."