Pottery Perfectionist Prints

I love Pottery.

Potter

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

The wonderful world of cheese.

You're the puff in my pastry!

Picking pastries.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Needs salt!'

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Baking

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'Quick, press control Z!'

Cookery Lesson.

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'No it's still not fixed'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'..and one for the pot.'

Come dine with me!

Sleeping on the Job

I Bake. Deal with it.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

American Pastry

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

Here's one I made earlier.

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

"Quit moving"

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'