Pottery Perfectionist Mugs

I love Pottery.

Potter

The wonderful world of cheese.

You're the puff in my pastry!

Picking pastries.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Needs salt!'

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Baking

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Cookery Lesson.

'Quick, press control Z!'

'No it's still not fixed'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

American Pastry

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

I Bake. Deal with it.

Come dine with me!

'..and one for the pot.'

Sleeping on the Job

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"Quit moving"

Here's one I made earlier.

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

Copycat.