Pottery Patron Prints

Ceramics Dept. (You Break It, You Bought It.) Book Dept. (You Speed-Read It, You bought It.)

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Tut and Carmen.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Labor Day Flowers

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'The Saxon King' pub

Surreal ale

Urns in love

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

'I had a cough at the time!'

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

Theatrical emotion of Mr. Vincent Crummles

Pub Kendo.

Would you like something from the bar, miss? It looks like you might need it.

Tilted painting

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

"Yes, but is it art?"

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"Ignore gordon. He's had a snootfull."

'Your wife doesn't understand you. . .'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'One thing about beer -- you never get buyer's remorse.'

Artisanal Pottery

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

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Two men in urns holding hands