Paint Patron Prints

"Yes, but is it art?"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Labor Day Flowers

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

Tilted painting

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

'I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but in order for Act 3 to go on we'll need an additional $17,000!'

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

John Ruskin

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

D.I.Y ladder

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

'I said I wanted a cake with a naked bird coming out of it.'

"Pfft. Derivative."

"Spanish ladies have nice eyes."

Close... but no Degas.

'Scottish Arts Council? I'm looking for sponsorship to help me sit through a performance of Gotterdammerung.'

Homeless Man: 'So...your Park bench or mine?'

"You have a nasty case of 'A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte' by Georges Seurat."

Lucia is further maddened by the early departure of a subscriber in a sports jacket.

Man and woman arm-in-arm, she says: 'Shall we paint the town Moroccan Velvet or Plum Blush?'

"I painted still-lifes for a long time, but I'm slowly getting into figure drawing."

"You bought an airbrush?"

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