Pottery Patron Pillows

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Tut and Carmen.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Labor Day Flowers

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'The Saxon King' pub

Urns in love

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Surreal ale

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'I had a cough at the time!'

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

Theatrical emotion of Mr. Vincent Crummles

Pub Kendo.

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"Ignore gordon. He's had a snootfull."

Tilted painting

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

"Yes, but is it art?"

'Your wife doesn't understand you. . .'

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

Artisanal Pottery

Two men in urns holding hands

'One thing about beer -- you never get buyer's remorse.'

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

John Ruskin

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Jeff makes some nice jugs.