Potions Prints

"We stir the brew all morning, Marissa comes in whenever..."

"The recipe says if you're out of eye of newt you can substitute it with two bat gizzards."

"God, this home brew is strong!"

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

"I don't need the whole newt! Just the eye!"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

My Cauldron Rules

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

Newt sale

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Needs salt!'

"I said slime."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Witch's Brew.

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'Needs more kale.'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"