Potions Master Prints

The experiment went wrong...

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

Newt sale

Toadstools

'Needs salt!'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

Witch's Brew.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

"Abra-Viagra."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'..and one for the pot.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's your poison?'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'