Potions Pillows

"We stir the brew all morning, Marissa comes in whenever..."

"The recipe says if you're out of eye of newt you can substitute it with two bat gizzards."

"God, this home brew is strong!"

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

"I don't need the whole newt! Just the eye!"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

My Cauldron Rules

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

Newt sale

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Needs salt!'

"I said slime."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Witch's Brew.

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Needs more kale.'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?