Potion Concoctors Prints

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Needs salt!'

Newt sale

"I said slime."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Needs more kale.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'..and one for the pot.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"And now from downtown!"

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"