Potion Concoctors Prints

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Needs salt!'

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"I said slime."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Needs more kale.'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

'..and one for the pot.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

"And now from downtown!"

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

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