Potholing Gifts

"I told you we were going down too deep!"

"I think the main attraction down here is it's marvellous for pot holing."

'What sort of dirty weekend did you have in mind, potholing'

Potholing Club has pothole as entrance.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

Joseph and his coat

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Trading Places.

Road Construction.

Leading Economic Indicator.

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

Tour de Pothole.

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

Spring Damage.

"Judging by all the parts that fell off our car, I must've have hit more potholes than I thought."

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

Strike Accessory #118: The Picket Sign/Umbrella Combo.

"I like running on the street. Jumping over all the potholes gives me a great workout."

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Bumps in the road.

Toll Booths Ahead, Radar Detection Area, Construction Ahead, No Rest Stops for 200 Miles, Severe Potholes Ahead.

'Now there's a movement I could get behind.'

'Remind me to get on to the council about all the potholes in the road.'

Speed Limit 10 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

'How bad can hell be? At least the road to there is paved!'

Road Construction